Craziness

Craziness

Only in America

......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America

.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America

.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America

.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway

and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America

..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America

.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER WHY

the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

women put on mascara with their mouth open?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

We all need to smile every once in a while.