Driver's License

Rick's drivers license will expire this month, so he thought he would drop by the license office in Inverness and get a new one. He waited in line, reached the attendant, handed her his license - Red Flag. The attendant responded - Sir, you will have to go to a Federal Agency for a new license - we are not allowed to renew your license. After a few additional unanswered questions, Rick drove to one of the Federal Offices in Shelby County. The office was closed for Jefferson Davis Holiday - what? Rick returned today to the Federal Office, waited in line for an agent, sat down in the office, the agent pulled up his information and stated OK you're clear. What in the world is going on? Sir, you are clear to get a new license. Rick continued to press the agent on why he had to come to a Federal Office for his license. Sir, Richard E. Mitchell is wanted for murder in Ohio, but you are the wrong one. How crazy is that!